I hate that everyone’s more attractive than I am.
Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
I got goosebumps from this.
Wow.
Hannah Jary - Your natural hair colour is tops. Leave it be. #StayClassy
BAHAHAHAHA someone posted this in the Uni of Portsmouth Tell Him/Her facebook page.
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
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Beth and I have our tribe name and our individual names for the day.
I am Tiger Wolf and Beth is Thunder Wolf and our Tribe is the Two Wolf Tribe. AAAAAOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!
The boys are gonna be cowboys but I don’t think they’re as organised as we are.
We’ve created a tribe sign to let them know my room is the tribe’s location and we’re heading to playzone around 9.
Bethy’s already done her hair and is choosing what to wear and I am dressed but need to do my hair and makeup and we both need to paint our faces with our tribal colours.
We are going all out for this Cowboys and Indians day.
Had such a good night considering me & Beth wanted to go out and Kira wanted to stay in.
Watched Parent Trap, quizzed Kira on American camps without her knowing I’m applying for Camp America.
Drank almost two cans of Relentless and got ridic hyper.
Recorded Beth and Kira “singing” (awfully) without them knowing. AHAHA blackmail material.
Forgot I downloaded a new game on my phone which I’m now OBSESSED WITH. Dumb Ways To Die for those who are interested!!
Listened to a hell of a lot of old school songs from Akon, 50 Cent, Emimem etc.
Decided that after our day as Pirates, tomorrow me and Beth will definitely be indians and the boys are gonna be cowboys and we’re going to this playzone thing which is open for adults on Fridays with slides and a ballpit a pub connected to it and then we’re gonna go out afterwards and get WASTED.
And now I’m going to get into bed and watch Glee, The Substitute while playing my awesome addictive game.
HOOROO.
Virgo Personality
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
favorite santana lopez hairstyles
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how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
